Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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