i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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