Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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