he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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