I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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