I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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