38 yer olds are good kisserssss
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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