Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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