White coat. Heels.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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