YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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