The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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