people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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