What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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