kristin has been a bad kristin
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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