people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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