I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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