I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
