You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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