guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
