belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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