my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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