Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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