Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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