i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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