The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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