Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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