Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The Olympian is in my bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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