Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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