There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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