It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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