a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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