Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You are a genius and a whore.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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