I don't think brook has ever known best
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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