he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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