Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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