how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
we're so committed to being not committed
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