The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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