i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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