is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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