how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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