are you still at the devil's house?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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