let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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