I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
God, I missed his penis.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
