it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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