Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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