Pappa wants mamma naked
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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