fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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