I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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