I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen