have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Quick, to the slutcave!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.