According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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