happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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