I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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