Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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