did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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