Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
BRING THE BAGELS
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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