bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night