What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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