do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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